Sailing towards your face at a Hot Fog show near you

These just in… Hot Fog Shredmaster guitar picks.  These are made from the teeth of a tiger shark that was caught by hand by some crazy Hot Fog fans in Indonesia… we then, of course,  had our insignia emblazened on them.  They are .88 mm thick… a size that Tommi Kazi, Nutmeat, AND The Drake have all determined to achieve maximum shredability.  How might you acquire some of these awesome instruments of power? Come to our shows, and we will be generously flicking them into the crowd when we require a fresh implement.  If you get hit in the eye, think of it as the guitar gods smiling upon you and don’t sue us.